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March 25, 2026

Dear Brewtiful,

Twenty years ago, there was someone. We never put a label on it, but it was something. Mercury retrograde hit, don't judge me, and I reached out. She wrote back warmly, we caught up. Then she mentioned the girlfriend. I'm asexual. I've been celibate for six years. I made peace with all of that. So I don't understand why I'm annoyed. Why does this still have teeth?

— Stirred, Not Shaken
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Mercury retrograde didn’t make you do it. You did it. That is, unfortunately, the more interesting problem.

Mercury was convenient branding for a choice you already wanted to make. The sting is not that she has someone. The sting is that she was warm with you first, and then the door still closed. That warmth is what keeps biting. Not the girlfriend. Not the timing. The almost.

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